Bad Sherlock Black

I had a friend Sherlock

He owned a big beanstalk

One day he went up it

And came down with his head lit

I told him to grow a Mohawk

But all he did was jaywalk

He tortured the public

With a really bad card trick

He almost got arrested

He said could I be tested

He got out of jail

Then did some blackmail

He made fake dollars

Then robbed some squalors

The police came back

That was the end of Sherlock Black

By Michael Notafrancesco