Jail Tail

 

Iím going to jail,

But I do not care.

I will not wail,

And this is my tale.

 

I was bored,

With nothing to do.

So I became the lord,

Of Kalamazoo.

 

I robed a store,

In Tokyo, Japan.

That started a war,

With a toucan.

 

I then stole a car,

From an old man.

Crashed in a bar,

And owed some guy Dan.

 

I destroyed a city,

with some dynamite.

This poemís not witty,

But Iím a big fright.

 

Now do you see,

That Iím now cruel.

My name is Lee,

And you look like a mule.

 

By Geoffrey Oliver