Job Horror


This is my story,

my name is Bob.

Now I will tell you,

About my first real job.


My computer broke down,

I was wearing my lunch,

My boss said to me ,

Be careful when you munch


When my computer was fixed,

My telephone broke.

I swallowed my pen,

And I started to choke.


I swallowed my pen,í

Because I threw it in the air.

My mouth opened to laugh,

But my pen landed there.


I went to the hospital,

And I was fired.

My boss said to me,

I canít believe you were hired.


By Greg Roberts