Job Horror

 

This is my story,

my name is Bob.

Now I will tell you,

About my first real job.

 

My computer broke down,

I was wearing my lunch,

My boss said to me ,

Be careful when you munch

 

When my computer was fixed,

My telephone broke.

I swallowed my pen,

And I started to choke.

 

I swallowed my pen,í

Because I threw it in the air.

My mouth opened to laugh,

But my pen landed there.

 

I went to the hospital,

And I was fired.

My boss said to me,

I canít believe you were hired.

 

By Greg Roberts