Dear Fred,

I want a guinea pig for Christmas. I will take good care of it by feeding it, giving toys to it, giving it water, clean it’s tank, give it a bath, give it attention and exercise it needs, and clean it’s water bottle. If you get me one it will be happier because it won’t be around other pets that make loud noises that scare it! It will feel safe in my room because I have good hearing and don’t have loud noises or other pets that will scare it! It will be more healthy in my room because they don’t clean its tank, give it a bath, they give them one toy, and lastly, they cram all of their guinea pigs into one tiny little wire cage. It is not fair for them to be locked in cages at pet stores without the exercise they need.

Sincerely,

Maxwell