The
wishing well
In the middle
Of dry ol’
Texas
Some ol’ fella
Wished for a
Lexus*
He dug a hole
Day and night
He left in a
penny
And left in
the light
The next cold
mornin’
The poor man
woke
He saw a
Lexus,
And thought ‘twas
a joke
The poor ‘ol
man
Wished for
more
Only a day ago
He was very poor
The cunning ‘ol
man
Thought of a
joke.
It was for his
friend
Who was a
bloke.
He dug and dug
Another pit.
It had no
magic
Maybe a tiny bit.
His friend
came o’er
And thought
about the hole
He really wanted
A pretty white mole.
He popped in a
penny
And the well
just stood
For the 'ol
man
This was good
This is the
end of
A particularly
good joke
The ‘ol man
made it
For a bloke.
*A Lexus is a luxury car