Terrible Teacher

Mrs.P.C. Meany is the name

Of our teacher.

She is big and fat

And quite a creature.

She treats her students

Like prisoners in a cave.

Fun and laughter

All we crave.

She always beats

Us with a rod of steel.

She is a teacher that is

So unreal.

There is a rumor that

She kidnapped Neal,

And cooked him for

Her Thanksgiving meal.

No matter what

We do, she is never nice.

She behaves like how

a cat behaves to mice.

Next time I hope to

Get a teacher,

Who will have at least

One good feature.