Billy Johnson
Billy Johnson was a young boy when he wanted to have
the greatest job in the universe, not the world, the universe. His job was the
Sun. He wanted to become the Sun because he got up early every day and he went
to sleep early every night. Billy was super strong. He could lift up a
locomotive full of coal and twirl it on his finger when he was one week old. His
father told him, “Once you are the Sun, you can’t quit being the Sun. You can’t
quit any job in outer space.” Billy never wanted to quit being the Sun. He
could have been the Earth’s Moon but he didn’t like the night and he was afraid
of the dark.
Billy rode a shooting star to the center of the universe. He
picked that spot because he would light up all the planets from there. He was
the first Sun ever. There was another boy that was working as the Earth’s Moon.
The boy’s name was Jimmy Jones. Jimmy wanted to quit his job and become the
Sun. Jimmy wanted Billy to become the Earth’s Moon. Billy never wanted to stop
being the Sun until he was old and didn’t have enough energy. Then, he would
just blow up. He just started having his occupation be the Sun and he didn’t
want to retire then on his first day.
Billy and Jimmy met at Earth to fight about whether they
should switch jobs or not. Billy took a shooting star to Earth and saw Jimmy
staring at the Earth, bored, and waiting for Billy with his hands crossed over
his stomach which was very large. Then, Jimmy saw Billy right in front of him.
Jimmy was afraid of light. The fight was equally matched. Jimmy was larger than
Billy, but Billy was faster than Jimmy. Billy would wrestle with Jimmy. They
would both pin each other back and forth and it would look like a see-saw. Jimmy
went into Billy’s face and Billy got scared. Billy went into Jimmy’s face and
Jimmy got scared. They scattered onto Jupiter and near Mercury. They skipped
through Venus and Billy was burning Jimmy with his beam of light. Jimmy was
using his darkness to melt away Billy’s beam of light. They each had only a
minimum amount of weapons left to use for fighting. Jimmy pulled all of Billy’s
spikes off his circular shape. Billy punched Jimmy so hard, that it made there
be the circular dents in the Moon. They had many weapons before, but Billy and
Jimmy were getting tired and they forgot the weapons.
“Maybe we should stop fighting now. Eh.” Said
Billy.
“Yeah,
because you probably know every step of my attacks.” Explained Jimmy. Jimmy
started to float back near Earth when Billy attacked him and Jimmy fell out of
space.
“Nobody tries to steal my job. That finished him!” Billy said
chuckling hysterically. From that day on, whenever Billy used an attack, if the
other fighter was tired, Billy Johnson would always use that same attack.